Jun 12, 2005

Alarm Clocks

Brian wrote a comment on my Digital Clock drawing...but I thought everyone should have a chance to read it. Not just those people who know how to FIND the comments (which would end up excluding almost my entire family, unfortunately)! So, for those of us/you who find yourselves more or less challenged in one way or another, here are Brian's thougths on Alarm Clocks for you to enjoy.

I hate alarm clocks. Unless it's on radio and they're playing something good when the alarm goes off. But then i just incorporate the song into my dream and then keep dreaming and sleeping and then...Holy snot! I'm almost late for work and have to take a 3.5 second shower and shave only half the face and hope nobody notices. And drive to work chugging coffee and eating a banana then at 9 or 10 am i'm so hungry and go searching the office halls for food, but find nothing and end up eating my lunch early and then have nothing for lunch only to leave me starving again by about 2:47pm and so i eat the apple i was saving for 5pm... Then i'm famished and dazed by the time i get home from work only to find that my dear wife had a rough day with the baby - so daddy get's to cook dinner, but the meat has to defrost first, so then we're eating at like 7:00pm. Then the baby goes to bed right after that and then someones gotta clean up, by that time it's 10pm and I'm starving again for something to eat. Rummage through the kitchen till i settle on a bowl of cereal - meanwhile the wifey is gettin' ready for bed and falls asleep just as i'm gettin' my second wind, so i stay up for a few minutes or so and end up going to be later than i should've - and the alarm clock is doing it's thing again way sooner than expected, but it's a good song so then i just incorporate the song into my dream and then keep dreaming and sleeping and then...Holy snot! I'm almost late for work...

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous5:06 PM

    my bro makes me laugh!
    Julie

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