Sep 16, 2014

September Art Project / day sixteen / mamas need this product

The Telescoping Bullhorn - Every Mama Needs One!
My friends and I invented this product at the park - when I got tired of yelling at my kids across the playground after I was already too tired to just get up and go over to talk to them.

I envision it in several colors, thin and light, so as to fit into purses already overstuffed with receipts, random kid socks and missing keys.

You take it out and press the button for the kid you want it to telescope toward. When it finds them, it opens up like an old fashioned phone mouthpiece and they hear a sweet voice, your sweet voice, asking them calmly to do whatever it was you wanted them to do, say for instance, to come to the car because you're trying to leave. Perfect, right?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:19 AM

    Perfect invention! Now, IF only the kids would listen to that kind voice.