My friends over there had a super idea; go check out the 'arbitrary parent rules of the day'. You know, the rules you make up at the spur of the moment for your kids? Well, if mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery, then I must think very highly of these friends! Here are my arbitrary parent rules of the day.
Blackberry jam is only for Mommies.
Throwing your sippy-cup on the floor, again, is not called an 'uh oh'. That's called 'on purpose'.